• Mom: Why are you obsessed with old men?
  • Me: Mom, he's not old, he's only like 40.



Drop everything now

mydogsnokes:

emotionally horny 

(via bagelluvaaaa)


s3asick-s0uls:

This is the best one I’ve seen

christianborle:

I Want To Be Your Friend But You Are A Celebrity: a crushing novel written by me

(via bagelluvaaaa)


No, fuck you. I was worth it.

-and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via soulsscrawl)

(via anxious-thinker)



moistpits:

moistpits:

i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

image

hey look its me

(via guy)


kimberly-melo:

This describes my year so accurately, I’m ready to start the rechless and restless month of December. 
things we don’t say (sincerely) enough

vitamere:

  • thank you for trusting me.
  • i’m proud of you.
  • i admire you.
  • i forgive you.
  • i understand.
  • thank you.
  • i’m praying for you.
  • i care. 
  • i’m okay.
  • i love you.
  • i’m sorry.

(via bagelluvaaaa)


subarufag:

why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass

(via heartbreak-warrfare)


Because lying to your kids about sex helps nobody. Telling them that sex is “only between mommies and daddies” is a lie that leads to confused, hormone charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is “only something that happens when two people love each other very much” is a lie that causes hormone charged teenagers to confuse “love” with “lust,” or “obsession.” It leads to leaps of logic like, “If I have sex with them, we must be in love.” Or worse- “If I love them, I have to have sex with them.” And how many teenage tragedies are based on that misconception?

-Lea Grover, "We Don’t Play With Our Vulvas At The Table" (via themindislimitless)

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